Query Sanity Package:
a query crit
assorted candies
herbal tea
an "autographed" good luck 5x7 of my chicken Phyllis Diller.
Who donated the awesome: Heidi Schulz
Why you have to have it: Because Heidi and her chicken, Phyllis are practically Twitter royalty. I'm not kidding. Phyllis even dressed up like Dr. Horrible for Halloween. No, I'm not joking. And this is a great package. I've included a picture of Phyllis although your celebrity shot will be new and unpublished.
I am starting at $10 but I should warn people that I MUST have this -_-
ReplyDeleteOk, $15.
ReplyDelete$20
ReplyDeleteYou don't scare me, Dahlia!
*hides*
Okay, this might be weird, but I'd like to do the following: I will match the winning bid up to $50, but I'm not actually bidding myself. I don't need a query critique at the moment, and I'm not a tea or candles kinda fella, but what I would love is my own picture of Phillis Diller if Heidi is willing.
ReplyDeleteSo, someone else wins the package and I chuck in extra $$ up to 50 simoleons. I even promise to pay in dollars and not chicken feed. Is that okay?
Let me check with Heidi and Phyllis, and I'll get back to you. :)
ReplyDeletePhyllis and I say: YES. Thanks, Bill!
ReplyDelete$25 - YOU BETTER RUN, NICOLE.
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